

The Kitchen Devil: a Diatribe Against Garlic Presses
In my callow youth, after first leaving home, I owned several garlic presses in succession. I thought they, and garlic itself, sophisticated. Growing up in 1980s rural Lincolnshire cooking suspicious foreign food was something that might land you in a burning Wicker Man, screaming for mercy from jeering, turnip-faced yokels. Now, at the risk of having a contract taken out on me by Alessi or Oxo Good Grips, I would urge anyone in possession of one of these nefarious devices to
Dec 5, 20256 min read


GARY INDIANA'S INHUMAN COMEDY
An in depth-look at Gary Indian's trilogy of crime novels, Resentment, Three Month Fever, and Depraved Indifference.
Sep 2, 202514 min read


Against Oblomov and Oblomovism
"Energy is Eternal Delight" William Blake A still from Nikita Mikhalkov's 1980 film adaptation of Oblomov I Oblomov, the eponymous anti-hero of Ivan Goncharov’s 1859 satirical novel, is the living embodiment of inertia. He's widely considered to be the epitome of the ‘superfluous man’ of Russian literature of the 1840s and 1850s, but has none of the Byronism, glamour, or elegance of Turgenev’s Bazarov or Pushkin’s Eugene Onegin . A man in his thirties liv
Jun 19, 202511 min read


Who Can Kill a Child?
A look back at Narciso Ibanez Serrador's haunting 1976 cult horror movie Who Can Kill a Child? Spanish Director Narciso Ibanez Serrador directed only two films, The House that Screamed , 1968, and Who Can Kill a Child (AKA Island of the Damned ), 1976. The former is an influential high-point of the horror genre, the latter one of its masterpieces. Both were smash hits in Spain, but were heavily cut and badly distributed in the US and the rest of Europe. The Uruguayan-born
Apr 14, 20259 min read


‘Learn’d spew’: Ally Louks, opportunistic conformism, and the death of English studies
Pepe le Pew, a member of the marginalised skunk community, about to experience olfactory prejudice When Ally Louks created a Twitter storm after announcing that she’d passed her PhD with her thesis Olfactory Ethics: The Politics of Smell in Modern and Contemporary Prose, it gave outsiders a rare glimpse into postgraduate English studies in the UK. Based on the title alone, any criticism was unwarranted: it sounded innocuous enough, and potentially interesting, though not ori
Feb 27, 202515 min read


Rosemary’s Baby: the World as Coven
A long-form article about Roman Polanksi's 1968 film Rosemary's Baby, and how it relates to collectivsm, conformity and his experience as a Jew during the Second World War.
Jan 1, 202513 min read


The Trans Delusion: a Philosophical Nail in its Coffin
Philosopher Thomas Nagel The arguments in philosopher Thomas Nagel’s seminal 1974 essay, What is it Like to be Bat? can help us answer the question of whether a human born with XY chromosomes and a male body can be, can become, or can know what it is like to be a woman, or can know what inhabiting the world is like for a woman. Nagel — who randomly chose bats from the list of mammals — began from the premise that if an organism has consciousness, then there is something that
Nov 24, 20248 min read